Check out the 'bronze bombshell' Neha Dhupia blazing in this super sexy Maxim shoot!

OK, so I was going through my computer and I stumbled upon a few pics that I had shot while Joy was concentrating on the yuonger of the Sen sisters. Of course I am a voyeur.. and so are you, you little perv! Here's Raima Sen shot in Joy Datta's studio.

Alright, so everyone loves Holi. The festival of colours and bhang and all that jazz. But honestly, the only thing we enjoy during this blasted festival is the bhang. And honestly, we know people who'll get us the stuff in the middle of November if we wanted. Why getting horrible coloured gunk smeared across your face, your hair and your clothes would seem enjoyable is totally beyond us.

And if one more kid decides to pull another water balloon ambush, the writer of this article has taken it on himself to hunt down the demon spawn personally and parcel him to Mr. Pandher of Nithari fame with a bow tied around his neck. You could argue that the food on Holi is great. Sure it is, but if you're sober enough to actually enjoy any of the cuisine, we'd consider the day wasted.

So go ahead, grab a glass of bhang and enjoy. Just don't mess with us. We will find you. And then we will destroy you. Happy Holi, everyone!